Woodworking

I've noticed that customers like to use analogies while expressing a complaint. Unfortunately for them, their attempt at making the situation more dramatic than it actually is by exaggerating ends up doing the opposite of what they intended for it to do. 

Hi there,

I received the order for my mom and dad that I had ordered. The one for my dad is in great condition, the one for my mom looks made very cheap, and the hankerchief it’s self is so rough! You would think it’s sand paper. I’m embarrassed to give this to her.

Ms. G

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Ms. G,

Firstly, let me be clear on one thing--I do not appreciate when other people tell me what I am thinking. Secondly, the better thing for you to have said would've been that you think it's sand paper. Either way, you still would have stated an inaccuracy and shown yourself to be delusional. I have never thought of a handkerchief to be such as I clearly know the difference between cloth and abrasive minerals that have been glued onto a paper backing. They're opposites, really. Next, I'd like to address your analysis of the fabric. 

It feels like sand paper, you say? Use it on wood. Let me know how that works out for ya.

Smoother than you,

The Tshirt Nazi